A cowboy was in the seat next to a Baptist preacher on in a plane to Texas. Once in the air, the flight attendant was giving out drinks. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda. She handed him his drink.
Then the flight attendant asked the preacher what he wanted to drink. Horrified, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”
Then the cowboy returned his drink to the flight attendant, and said [...]